my only talent is not being in a relationship
Sprays on self
"You’re gonna do great today."
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose
"You shouldn’t have sent out that email detailing the symptoms"
Fallout tshirt! Vault 42, a vault where no light bulb over 40 watts was provided.
the problem with rich people is that i am not one